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Snoop Dogg Is Now A White Guy Named Todd

Snoop Dogg AKA Todd presents White Guys Connect ‘Coming Soon, Yeah Baby’ compilation.

So this is what Snoop does in his spare time. Would have pegged him for more of a hacky sack kind of guy.

Also, how much do you think White Men Connect is paying him?

Hello Kitty Is Not Really a Cat (Reactions)

“Hello Kitty” is, in fact, a young London third grader named Kitty White, who lives with her parents George and Mary and her twin sister Mimmy. It’s unclear if Mimmy is an identical twin or a fraternal twin. I mean, like, Mimmy looks exactly like Kitty, but Kitty also looks exactly like a cat, and as we have already established, she is not a cat, and so perhaps the Whites of London town live in a universe where there’s no such thing as a cat and also the sky is made of Jell-O that tastes like arsenic waffles.

(vía Entertainment Weekly)

Hello Kitty Is Not Really a Cat (Reactions)

“Hello Kitty” is, in fact, a young London third grader named Kitty White, who lives with her parents George and Mary and her twin sister Mimmy. It’s unclear if Mimmy is an identical twin or a fraternal twin. I mean, like, Mimmy looks exactly like Kitty, but Kitty also looks exactly like a cat, and as we have already established, she is not a cat, and so perhaps the Whites of London town live in a universe where there’s no such thing as a cat and also the sky is made of Jell-O that tastes like arsenic waffles.

(vía Entertainment Weekly)

WTF: North Korea Media Tells Country That Its Team Has Reached World Cup Final

North Korea’s state controlled media is brazenly telling the country’s football fans that the national team have reached the World Cup final in Brazil.

The report says North Korea’s brave side crushed Japan 7-0, USA 4-0 and China 2-0 in the group stages, before going on to reach the final… against Portugal.

Spoiler: the real final, which takes place this Sunday, is between Germany and Argentina.

(story from Metro)

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