Ugly bag (Woman’s Face on it)
Genuine “ugly bag”, directions on one side, and a head-shot of a girl who strongly resembles Eric Forman’s sister on the other. Printed on a #735 Grocery Bag (about 10” x 6” x 17”), the only thing I would have added is a series of disclaimers, (Example: Do not drive while wearing UGLY BAG, Does not prevent sexually transmitted diseases, fold, staple, or mutilate, etc.)
I don’t know where they get the idea that anyone would have a use for this, but there it is. We initially got them from the stock of a defunct joke shop, but found out they were popular so we ordered more. Go figure!