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8-bit Cinema: G.I. Joe Retaliation

CineFix presents G.I. Joe: Retaliation retold via old-school 8-bit (& a little 16-bit :) game tech. No quarters or controllers required!

8-bit Cinema “gamifies” your favorite Hollywood Blockbusters into 80’s arcade and NES inspired action!

Today we present G.I. Joe: Retaliation in the form of an 8 bit video game!

Summary: The G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation in Blu-ray and DVD (pre-order).

3x Evil t-shirt
Ex-zip-it A: The 3x Evil t-shirt. Reduced in price from one… hundred… billion dollars! Sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads not included.


100% cotton (doesn’t feel like cardboard)
10.2 ounce crewneck T
Double needle cover seamed neck, taped neck and shoulders, double needle sleeve and bottom.
Pre-shrunk

(vía SPLITREASON)

3x Evil t-shirt

Ex-zip-it A: The 3x Evil t-shirt. Reduced in price from one… hundred… billion dollars! Sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads not included.

  • 100% cotton (doesn’t feel like cardboard)
  • 10.2 ounce crewneck T
  • Double needle cover seamed neck, taped neck and shoulders, double needle sleeve and bottom.
  • Pre-shrunk

(vía SPLITREASON)

Fix a classic G.I.JOE figure (using a condom)

Last saturday I was invited by a couple of friends of mine to their home. They have an awesome collection of classic G.I.JOE action figures. Some of them were damaged because the inner rubber band that put them together was broken. Luckily, the keep the parts. Then I took one of the apparently good figures and… accidentally I broke its rubber band. Now I have in my hands the legs, hip and chest of another dead JOE.

Ashamed with my friends, they told me I didn’t need to blame myself. After all, it was a normal age damage on the classic JOEs. Maybe one day the would buy some rubber bands for the action figures. Or maybe not.

I didn’t want to leave without make amends for my fault. But what could I do? I didn’t have any rubber band, neither my Dremel or my Sonic Screwdriver. So I use it something everybody has: a condom. It worked so well my friends asked me for fixing other figures and I’m posting the instructable. It’s a simple solution and you can give a new life to your old G.I.JOEs. Even, you can reuse expired condoms.

And here I am, using condoms in near Valentine’s Day, repairing some old toys…

(by M.C. Langer)

DIY: COBRA Naval Base Playset (made with upcycled plastic waste)

Christmas. When you are a kid, toys beneath the tree are the best thing in life! But when you are a parent, you have to suffer how much “Evil Toys Megacorp” makes you expend a lot of money for only for a big piece of  “Made in China” plastic with a famous logo.

Don’t get me wrong. I like toys, I love action figures and some of their vehicles and playsets are pretty cool. But, when we talk about the heroes/villains average headquarters playsets, a lot of those are overpriced things for children who will destroy them in the worst case scenario or stop playing with them in the best. Depending of the size, an playset for action figures costs between $45 and $200 in US, and if you live in South America, the price triplicates.


(And don’t start with the classic G.I.Joe playsets, from $500 to thousands of dollars).

Do you want to know something? You can build your very own and personalized playset for much less, using upcycled plastic things and a lot of imagination. No limits for what you want to build for your favorite heroes/villains. A new mass destruction weapon for Cobra Commander? You got it! A great garage for your Cobra HISS Tank? Checked. Destro and the Baroness want a hot tub? Why not?

As example, I made a Cobra naval base playset for G.I.Joe action figures and the Cobra MANTIS vehicle. I used a big discarded tape recorder, some printer pieces and other found plastic stuff. The maritime base has a dock, Cobra Commander’s last Annihilation Ray and a defense droid I called CRAB (COBRA Rapid Attack Bot).

So… LET’S PLAY!

(G.I.JOE, COBRA and all characters, vehicles and names related, are trademarks and propierty of HASBRO)

(by M.C. Langer)

G.I. Joe: Retaliation Exclusive Theatrical Trailer #2

G.I. Joe: Retaliation Exclusive Theatrical Trailer #2 [HD]
Director: Jon M. Chu
Release: 6/29/2012
Studio: Paramount
Website: http://www.GIJoeMovie.com
In this sequel, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence.

The film stars D.J. Cotrona, Byung-hun Lee, Adrianne Palicki, Ray Park, Jonathan Pryce, Ray Stevenson, Channing Tatum with Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson. Directed by Jon M. Chu, and produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura and Brian Goldner, from a screenplay by Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick based on Hasbro’s G.I. Joe® characters.

G.I. Joe A Real American Hero: Complete Collectors Set [The Complete Series]

Inside it includes all 95 restored episodes on 17 DVDs, new interviews, exclusive featurettes, rare PSAs, archival Hasbro toy commercials, the original G.I. JOE 1963 Toy Fair Presentation, fan material, printable scripts and much more! This set also includes a collectible 60-page book, exclusive rub-on tattoos and a 1GB Dog Tag flash drive (USB 2.0) with 2 G.I. JOE silent comics preloaded on the device.

(vía Times New Geek; source Amazon)

G.I. Joe A Real American Hero: Complete Collectors Set [The Complete Series]

Inside it includes all 95 restored episodes on 17 DVDs, new interviews, exclusive featurettes, rare PSAs, archival Hasbro toy commercials, the original G.I. JOE 1963 Toy Fair Presentation, fan material, printable scripts and much more! This set also includes a collectible 60-page book, exclusive rub-on tattoos and a 1GB Dog Tag flash drive (USB 2.0) with 2 G.I. JOE silent comics preloaded on the device.

(vía Times New Geek; source Amazon)

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